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Posted By Kausar Parveen On 28 Sep 2015. Under Jokes  Tags: A sardar was drawing money from ATM, Animals jokes, any key, Bridal, couple jokes, DUE TO RAIN, English Jokes, F1, fb Jokes, Funny, funny jokes, Husband wife jokes, Jin, Joke, Joke of the day, Jokes, jokes for Facebook, Lion, Mom, Mother, mother & kids jokes, New couple, NO MATCH!, Pathan Joke, Pathan jokes, Postman, Punjabi jokes, Sardar, Sardar bought a new mobile, Sardar ji, Sardar Joke, Sardar Jokes, share, Smile plz & be happy, software engineer, students jokes, tention free, The Bank of India, the Windows frozen”, Tourist, Urdu Jokes, Wife  
Tention Free provides you funny jokes, English Jokes, Urdu Jokes , Punjabi jokes, Sardar Jokes, Pathan jokes,  Animals jokes, couple jokes, jokes for Facebook,  Husband wife jokes, fb Jokes, mother & kids jokes, students jokes etc.. Smile plz & be happy. .
♦ Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”.

 

funny

                                                    funny

♦ During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”

any key

               any key

♦ Mom: What did you learn in school?

Son: Not enough I have to go back again tomorrow

 

share

                                            share

♦ One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”

 

Sardar Joke

                                                         Sardar Joke

♦ Sadhu : I haven’t slept all night in the train.

Friend: Why?

Sadhu: I had an upper berth.

Friend: Why didn’t you exchange it?
Sadhu: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.

 

Sardar

                                                              Sardar

♦ Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.
When asked why he was visiting Delhi, he retorted that the application form said: ‘Got be filled in CAPITAL.

New couple

                                                                                   New couple

 

♦ Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710”

 

Joke

                                                                     Joke

 

♦ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child

 

Pathan Joke

                                     Pathan Joke

 

♦ Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

 

Bridal

                                            Bridal

 

♦ A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

♦ Sardar ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

 

Jin

                                                Jin

 

♦ A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258”

 

Lion

                                                                           Lion

 

♦ Wife : Tum mujhy aesi 2 batain bolo kay 1 se main khush ho jaon aur dosry se mujhy Ghussa aa jay.

Huband : 1-Tum meri zindagi ho              2-Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe

 

Joke of the day

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