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♦ Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”.

♦ During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”

♦ Mom: What did you learn in school?

Son: Not enough I have to go back again tomorrow

 

♦ One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”

 

♦ Sadhu : I haven’t slept all night in the train.

Friend: Why?

Sadhu: I had an upper berth.

Friend: Why didn’t you exchange it?

Sadhu: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.

 

♦ Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.
When asked why he was visiting Delhi, he retorted that the application form said: ‘Got be filled in CAPITAL.

 

♦ Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: “My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710”

 

 

♦ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: And the smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child